Sadly, it’s no longer possible to purchase this lethally radioactive element for fifteen cents and a cereal boxtop.
The periodic table shows the natural patterns and trends among the elements. Bismuth does not abide.
We just can’t stop chasing the sweet, sweet taste of element 82.
My day job, travel, and similar responsibilities have kept me away from scriptwriting more than usual, and I can see that I won’t have the episode ready in time for Monday. I apologize for my relentless optimism in thinking I could pull it off.
Unless something truly catastrophic happens, episode 82 will be ready on Monday, May 24. Thank you for your understanding! Or alternately, you have my sincere regrets.
Special thanks to The Archive Team for preserving history.